caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

tagged: #truth 
tagged: #same 

ggaga:

lady gaga could make metal screamo music n i would still be like “yaaas slay queen of metal! when will your fave?”

tagged: #me 

how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

tagged: #what 
this lil thot of mine im gon let it shine
tagged: #bye  #me 

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

tagged: #HOLY SHIT  #im crying 

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

tagged: #BYE 

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

tagged: #truth  #me 

hotwing:

The best 2 minutes in Television history.

tagged: #holy shit  #rpdr 6 
Anonymous asked: what exactly is 4chan
tagged: #bye  #stop 
At the X Factor

toyota:

Simon: I wasnt expecting that

Me: *continues jacking off on the stage*

tagged: #JFC  #OH MY GOD  #stop  #fav 
why do guys in gay porn have to swear so much :3?

dilfgod:

oh heck yeah frick me harder shove your wiener in my butthole heck yes FRICK YES your dong is so big wow dang 

tagged: #omfg  #fav 
tagged: #hah  #bye